i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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