at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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