Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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