they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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