He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
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im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
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All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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