i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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