I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
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you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
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Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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