ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
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Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
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I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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