that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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