real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
She just used a chaser for red wine.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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