Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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