why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
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I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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