but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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