Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
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Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
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Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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