this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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