i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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