I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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