Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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