He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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