WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
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Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
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People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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