everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
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