Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Did I show you my penis last night?
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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