im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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