Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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