are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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