I cockslap morals
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
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For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
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woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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