Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
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i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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