Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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