I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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