love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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