Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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