what day is it and did you see me today?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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