I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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