Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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