Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
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I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
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Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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