I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
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as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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