she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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