it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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