what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
