i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I want to fling myself into the sun
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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