people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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