He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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