It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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