I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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