She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
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i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
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I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
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