so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
babies were throwing up all over the place
I've blown a few things in my day
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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