we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
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i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
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Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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