I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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