i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
