i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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