You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
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Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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