just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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