I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
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i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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