She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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