Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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