Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
So much rum. So many feels.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
